Monday, June 7, 2010

wHen diSruPti0n meAnz bLiSS !! ;)

" Phew..Not my cup of tea " the very famous dialog that I chant within very often wheneva I think of my Job. Being a typical piscean, I jus hate monotonous life. But am sure, u need not be a piscean to feel this, everyone does, but the fact is we become used to it.

Monday to Friday workaholic-ally work !! You hardly give a glimpse at your mum' face too, you just yell for the coffee when you start, and when you get back, you feel mentally exhausted and fall in your bed. Weekends get drowned!

Not thats the extremity of robotism !! Lets break it, lets break this way ??

* Wake up an hour earLy :
Try waking up a hour before, just take a walk breathing the foggy early morning breeze. Try listening to the chirping birds, or jus go to the terrace with your coffee mug to witness the blush yellow sun rising up the silver sky. yes, just this could turn your on!!




* Try a new route :
If you commute to office on your own, try taking a new road which sounds uncertain for you. It would give you the feel of Robert Frost's lines ;P . Jus have the direction in mind, east or west or wateva, jus traverse with that in mind.






* Talk to a Stranger:
Since I were a kid, My mom should have said that a million times not to talk to any stranger, but what would happen if you did? Lots, actually. Join a community or an association. Meet new people. Talk about new topics. Enrolling in an environment club might kindle a passion for gardening, a passion you never knew you had.

* Get set, Go !!
Skim through the newspaper and find out various competitions taking place in your city. Participate in any one that you can relate to. An essay competition can be your chance to vent out your feelings about an issue close to your heart. Go out and have fun because you will be the only person who knows that winning, here, is not everything.

* A new Cuisine !!
Take your friend with you, try a new chain of restaurants which flaunts its new Thai Cuisine for the Half back rice flavored TsuKi Fish! Tastes good or not, who bothers, It ll definitely be a food that you'll remember, that shall bring a smile/smirk on your face ;)

* Play a Music Instrument :
Don't learn, Just start exploring a music instrument, you'll start composing the fusion on classical 'n Guzzle ;) It'll really sounds good (At least for you)
*Make sure there is no heart patients around! ;P

* Wear ur Shirt Inside-out!
Let them get freaked, when they say your shirt is so, never say a word, just smile as if they are lunatics ;) (*COnditions Apply: Not to Office)

* Write from the end of the page:
Let it be a team meet or a session, Everyone takes notes, you start it from the bottom of the page and come up line by line, if someone asks you just spindle a yarn @ the moment (Ex: Einstein has said you remember things better when you write this way) ;P

* Ask for White Petrol :
Go to the Gas Station to fuel your vehicle, say him that you have modified your bike with Boeing Engine and so demand him for white petrol !! ;) ;P

* Spend in Dollars :
Get your bucks converted in to dollars, Say you've jus returned from US and offer those $$$ in Bus, Canteen and yeh wereva !! ;)



* Short Term Memory Loss:
When you cross your friend in the office or somewhere else, see him and walk forward as if he is a stranger. When he puts his hands on you act as if you haven't seen him in your life ( Betta be careful , don last this for a long time, he is ur friend, and wud neva bother breaking your nose for this) ;P

* Gift your friend:
Gift your friend an Empty box, or if you want things to be more interesting, go for a mice, lizard or Snake ??? ;)

* IVR Voice out :
When a friend calls you, repeat saying "The number you are trying to reach is currently busy" in an odd voice. Till he gets pissed, and then call him back ;)

* Don't pay :
Have food in a local hotel, walk off when he gives the bill, when he follows you, try to act as if you don understand his language. (Again risky, so don prolong the act ;) )

* Buy Tickets to New Jersey:
Go to the the Local railway station and ask for 2 Tickets to New Jersey ! If he yells, say I'm sorry New Perungalathur, Its New Perungalathur that I meant :) :)

* Cook :
Something which I love, When you find time, and find something on your kitchen, start the sport. Collage, thats what you gotta do, try n add everything thats edible under ur viscinity and finally even if it doesn't smell good. Have a big smile n saw, "Wow, Its Awesome"

SO Try it !! And yeah do me know if you have better ideas to make people yell
" What the heLLL "


2 comments:

  1. rofl... very well written... :)
    And how about losing the debit card once in a week and applying for the same..only to make the bankers frustrated :P

    Cheers,
    Loga

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